Jul 07
The Pray at the Pump movement is designed to petition God directly for a decrease in gas prices.
“This whole thing is a wake-up call from God to Americans, because we idolize men so much,” said Twyman, 59, a public relations consultant and Seventh-day Adventist who believes that high gas prices are a sign of the apocalypse drawing nigh. “I think through this crisis, God is trying to call us back to depend on Him more.”
Rather than praying over expensive gas, we should be laughing at it.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
God, they believe high gas prices are a sign of the apocalypse, please forgive them for they do not understand. The apocalypse is not high gas prices rather the human induced destruction of the earth through the process of burning a fuel you have made so cheap for them to spread your altered and censored word.
I understand you making gas prices high is not to signal the apocalypse, but instead to prevent these crazies from driving from town to town and procreating. Thank you God for the high gas prices, I appreciate you making them squirm and helping to save the earth at the same time.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
John,
Thank you
-God
July 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
ahaha!