Nov 22
My new favorite magazine Bacon Today has some crucial tips for the serious bacon enthusiast. Be careful to refrain from worshiping bacon, okay? However, you can totally wrap your iPhone in bacon if you want.
My new favorite magazine Bacon Today has some crucial tips for the serious bacon enthusiast. Be careful to refrain from worshiping bacon, okay? However, you can totally wrap your iPhone in bacon if you want.
November 24th, 2008 at 8:57 am
“Bacon is meat candy”… hahaha yesss!!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 6:12 am
What is up with all the bacon love? Have you seen Babe? Or Babe 2-Pig in the City? Try some faken, some Not Dogs, some Fauxsage, or some tofuerkey. Don’t eat Babe or Wilbur. Babe loves you. If you need a god, for goodness sake, a golden pig or even a live pig, would be so much more fun to worship that dead domestic animal parts.
November 29th, 2008 at 8:00 am
Oh, Daniel. I’ve tried facon. That stuff is awful. Tastes like cardboard. And not good cardboard, either.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Babe hates you.
December 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
But, I love Babe. Bah-ram-ewe, bah-ram-ewe!
I would never eat a fictional character.
December 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
What about Jessica Rabbit? The sheep said, “the only thing you should be counting is the number of days you have left, Babe muncher. No eater of the Babe Mom shall be allowed to invoke the secret chant” Things are getting ugly. A few of the sheep have started calling for your head on a platter and once one starts…well you know how things go with sheep.
December 17th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Has anyone heard from Adam? I haven’t seen the sheep in a while and I am afraid things have taken a BAAAAAAAAAAAAD turn.
I guess it’s true what they say, “what comes a lamb, goes a ram.”
This comment has been approved for publication by Babe. Everybody, listen to the pig.
December 18th, 2008 at 7:36 am
“Hey, what’s up?”
“Mutton. What’s up with you?”
December 18th, 2008 at 7:37 am
*picks teeth*
December 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Keep hamming it up there, babe muncher. I warn you, however, that you may be piggin’ your own grave. The turkeys have called for a new alliance with the chickens who have scratched out plans for a coop, the sheep are woolly woolly angry, the hares are on the march, and even the normally passive cows are mad. The fish are calling for a full scale war and the buffalo have put their chips in the ring. May god have mercy upon your bowl.
Daniel
Oh, Babe still hates you.