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Nov 22

My new favorite magazine Bacon Today has some crucial tips for the serious bacon enthusiast. Be careful to refrain from worshiping bacon, okay? However, you can totally wrap your iPhone in bacon if you want.

10 Responses to “the ground truth”

  1. jim Says:

    “Bacon is meat candy”… hahaha yesss!!!!

  2. Danielo Says:

    What is up with all the bacon love? Have you seen Babe? Or Babe 2-Pig in the City? Try some faken, some Not Dogs, some Fauxsage, or some tofuerkey. Don’t eat Babe or Wilbur. Babe loves you. If you need a god, for goodness sake, a golden pig or even a live pig, would be so much more fun to worship that dead domestic animal parts.

  3. Adam Says:

    Oh, Daniel. I’ve tried facon. That stuff is awful. Tastes like cardboard. And not good cardboard, either.

  4. Danielo Says:

    Babe hates you.

  5. Adam Says:

    But, I love Babe. Bah-ram-ewe, bah-ram-ewe!
    I would never eat a fictional character.

  6. Danielo Says:

    What about Jessica Rabbit? The sheep said, “the only thing you should be counting is the number of days you have left, Babe muncher. No eater of the Babe Mom shall be allowed to invoke the secret chant” Things are getting ugly. A few of the sheep have started calling for your head on a platter and once one starts…well you know how things go with sheep.

  7. Danielo Says:

    Has anyone heard from Adam? I haven’t seen the sheep in a while and I am afraid things have taken a BAAAAAAAAAAAAD turn.

    I guess it’s true what they say, “what comes a lamb, goes a ram.”

    This comment has been approved for publication by Babe. Everybody, listen to the pig.

  8. Adam Says:

    “Hey, what’s up?”
    “Mutton. What’s up with you?”

  9. Adam Says:

    *picks teeth*

  10. Danielo Says:

    Keep hamming it up there, babe muncher. I warn you, however, that you may be piggin’ your own grave. The turkeys have called for a new alliance with the chickens who have scratched out plans for a coop, the sheep are woolly woolly angry, the hares are on the march, and even the normally passive cows are mad. The fish are calling for a full scale war and the buffalo have put their chips in the ring. May god have mercy upon your bowl.

    Daniel

    Oh, Babe still hates you.

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